I moved to the States about ten years ago to go to ad school because, why not? When I’m not laughing hysterically about nothing, you can catch me creeping on Tik Tok, quoting dialogues no one should remember, or ignoring timesheet reminder emails. I thought I peaked when I went to Cannes and accepted an award on the same stage as many of my mentors, but I actually peaked 20 minutes after that when I tripped over nothing and bled so much that I made a little French boy cry.

I’ve since then acquired two more animals, 42 plants, and IG buddies with my close personal friend Joe Biden. AMA.